bengali madharchodo

A Bihari was working in Mumbai and he did not meet this wife for four (4) years while his wife was in Patna (Bihar ). At the end of 4 years he distributed sweets to his colleagues in office stating that his wife had delivered a son. His colleagues were quite shocked and they asked how this ???Happy event??? happened when he had not seen his wife for four years??? The man said it is common in Bihar that neighbours take care of the wife (good Samaritans) when men are away. The colleagues asked him, ???What name will you give to the son???? The man explained, ???If its the second neighbour who has taken care, then the name would be ???DWIVEDI???; If it is the third neighbour then it would be ???TRIVEDI???, If it is the fourth neighbour then it would be ???CHATURVEDI???; If its the fifth neighbour then it would be ???PANDEY?????? After listening to this, questions followed. What if it is a mixture of neighbours? ???Then the boy would be named ???MISHRA?????? And what if the wife is too shy to tell the name of the neighbour? Then it would be ???SHARMA?????? But what if she refuses to divulge the name of the neighbour? Then the name of the child would be ???GUPTA?????? If she does not remember the name then? ???It is YAAD-AV??? But who knows whether the child resulted from a rape? Then it will be named ???DOSHI?????? Finally, if the child happened because of wife???s burning desire? Then he will be named ???JOSHI?????? And if the whole country had made efforts for the happy arrival? ???DESHPANDEY.???

teri bhen ko chodu,tera pura khandan sonagacchi me chudwata hai.bhenchod madherchod,teri beti ki mai ko chodu,tere maa kegand me hajar gadho ka land wo bhi pakistan wala......... jab baad me dekhaga too chut fatke bagha border ban jayega.jab 100 sonagachhi ki randiyan mari hogi tab ja k teri randi maa paida hui hogi...kal rath ko chudvane ayi thi choda tab pata chala k wo chut nahi madarchod BHOSDA HOGA HAI.teri behen ko ek bar nahi 1000 bar chodenge wo bhi hum akele nahi sara bengal codega mnadarchod.badme uski statue bhi randi figure of bengl bana k sonagachhi k chrahe me laga denge.tu tension mat le uski dalali ka commission tuje hi milega bhihari madarchod.teri maa jab har bar rath ko apni chut me tere bap se dalayegi tab use humesh bengal ka randhi khane k customers ko yad karti hai puch appne bap ....madarchod ek bar aur bengal k bare me bola to teri maa aur behen ko utha lenge aur bengal k randi khane me dal denge MADARCHOD,BHADVE ,BETICHOD,BHADVE,RANDVE,CHUT MADAN K LODE

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